Making Yourself More Attractive to Your Spouse

“Oh, shoot,” Lisa said. “I don’t have a spoon.”

We were in a hotel and Lisa had just made one of her breakfast concoctions from ingredients found at Whole Foods. It looked like a greenish-grayish pudding with seeds. (I don’t ask anymore.)

I reached into my travel backpack and pulled out some plasticware. “I got ya. Here you go!”

“Seriously?” Lisa asked.

“I’…